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IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS! I'M THE BRIDE, GODDAMNIT! IT'S MY DAY!

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MY FAG WON A TONY AWARD AND I GOT TO BE THERE TO SEE IT!!!!

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HE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE WON HE WON HE WON HE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Domestic over wedding favours...

I didn't even say it was dumb anyway.

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Kurt's starting to get his bridezilla on. Who wants to help me kidnap him for a girls' night? I'm craving me a zombie cocktail and some Karaoke!

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I think I'm going to ban Blaine from having a bachelor party. I cannot trust any of you with him.

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I get my bro drunk, and now he's crying and snotting all over me about how in love he is and how beautiful the world is. I didn't buy into this, who wants to take over?

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Okay, girls! It's time for y'all to help me get the show on the road with arranging Kurt's bachelorette party! The wedding's only six weeks away, and the parties have gotta be strictly two weeks before (according to Kurt) in case anyone gets alcohol poisoning, shaved, dyed or pierced.

Gotta get some ideas all up in this place!

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I do love being in a city where breaking randomly into song on the subway isn't out of the ordinary.

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Cooper Anderson is in da' house, bitches!

And by house, I mean NYC to make the most of Squirt's last days of bachelorhood freedom! When the fuck did he go from being two foot tall and 10 years old to three foot and fucking almost married?

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Tomorrow is the preview day (or whatever it's called) at the school were Nat starts kindergarten in September. I'm having a moment.

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Finally got another chance to go see my man dance tonight! Mmmm, the things he can do with his hips...

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Please, please, please, please, please, please let this tickle in my throat just be from giving a too enthusiastic BJ last night!